magnetic and pantsless (merde) wrote in not_getting_any,
magnetic and pantsless
merde
not_getting_any

i think my crotch has healed over

hi, i'm merde. yes, i know what it means. it's a joke. and i haven't gotten any for more than eight years now, with no hope in sight.

thank god for my vibrating silicone boyfriend Leroy.
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